I wonder what ever happened to the sale of darling pet monkeys, those palm sized critters that are always getting up to no good.

To be honest I don't even know if the sale of these small primates has even been outlawed (although I suspect that it would have been).

Sure, seahorses would make cute pets and yes, the price is right, however the only pet that I could possibly order through the post would be a darling pet monkey. I'd call him Kirby Lee and we'd have adventures (that maybe feature a truck) and get into all kinds of different comical situations whilst maintaining a gritty, crime fighting edge.